1 OK, I know I didn't do a be my guest post last month due to the favorite actress tourney taking up all my time, but here we are in April and my good friend from the west coast by way of Detroit, Valarie Joyce, comes in to get things back on track. We became fast friends on Facebook back in 2011 through the love of classic movies and oh yeah Game Of Thrones! Take it away Val! And let me tell everyone something..Valarie originally sent me her answers in a nice table format which was beyond awesome. But Blogger wouldn't let me copy and paste it here so the trooper that she is, Val resent it in word document and here we are.
.
What made you
start blogging?
Valarie: I don’t,
but I like reading yours (and FlickChick’s)!
Me: Awww, thank you Valarie
2.
Who are your
favorite classic film stars? (Name as many as you want)
SILENTS:
Charlie Chaplin
Marion Davies
Dolores del Rio
Sessue Hayakawa
Harold Lloyd
Paul Robeson
Rudolph Valentino
Anna May
Wong
TALKIES:
Anne Bancroft
Dorothy Dandridge
Bette Davis
James Dean
Clark Gable
John Garfield
Katharine Hepburn
Lena Horne
Gene Kelly
Jack Lemmon
Anna Magnani
Rita Moreno
Sidney Poitier
Barbara Stanwyck
Mae West
Natalie Wood
…and The
Little Rascals
Me: I like that you added the Little Rascals in there...
What are some
of your favorite films?
SILENTS:
“The Kid”
“Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse”
“The Immigrant”
“Nosferatu”“
“Sunrise”
“Modern Times”
“Speedy”
Honorable Mention:
“A Woman of Paris”
Shorts:
Chaplin’s:
“1:00 A.M.” and “A Night
Out”
CLASSIC:
“It Happened One Night”
“A Night at the Opera”
“Freaks”
“Three on a Match”
“Gone With the Wind”
“The Postman Always
Rings Twice”(Garfield and Turner version)
“Penny Serenade”
“A Place in the Sun”
“Night of the
Hunter”
“All About Eve”
“Imitation of Life”
“A Summer Place”
“The Miracle Worker”
“Romeo & Juliet”
(Franco Zeffirelli’s version)
“To Sir with Love”
“The Birds”
“It’s A Wonderful Life”
“Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?”
“A Face in the Crowd”
“Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?”
“The Graduate”
“The Great Escape”
“The Magnificent Seven”
“The Bad Seed”
“Wild Strawberries”
Honorable Mentions:
“The Corn is Green,” “Roman Holiday,” “The Sweet Smell of
Success,” “Baby Face,” “Stella Dallas,” “Paper Moon,” “The Sting,” “The Third
Man,” “12 Angry Men,” “10 Little Indians,” “Cool Hand Luke,” “Bridge on the
River Kwai,” “Sunset Boulevard,” “Lolita,” “Cat on a Hot Tin Roof,” “Rich and
Strange,” and “Salt of the Earth”
MUSICALS:
“West Side Story”
“Singin’ in the Rain”
“Seven Brides for Seven Brothers”
“Porgy and Bess”
“A Funny Thing Happened to Me on the Way to the Forum”
“Fiddler
on the Roof”
“Grease”
“Scrooge”
Honorable Mention:
“King Creole”(not a musical per se, but my favorite Elvis’
film)
COMEDIES:
“The Great Race”
“Young Frankenstein”
“Some Like it Hot”
“A Shot in the Dark”
“Rock-a-Bye Baby”
“The Nutty Professor”
“It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World”
“Bringing Up Baby”
“Yours, Mine, and Ours” (Lucille
Ball/Henry Fonda version)
GUILTY
PLEASURES:
“Fantastic Voyage”
“Robin and the Seven
Hoods”
“Barbarella”
“A Pocket Full of Miracles”
“The Bad News Bears”
“House of Wax”
“Airplane!”
“Dazed and Confused”
“Caddyshack”
“Stripes”
“This is Spinal Tap”
“Weird Science”
“16 Candles”
“Team America”
...and anything with Danny Kaye!
Honorable Mention:
“Cinderfella”
CURRENT:
“The Godfather Saga”
(I and II edited together in chronological order,
but, if I have to choose, then “Godfather II”)
“Excalibur”
“Apocalypse Now”
“The Princess Bride”
“Glory”
“Chaplin”
“When Harry Met Sally”
“Do the Right Thing”
“The Elephant Man”
“The Color Purple”
“Sophie’s Choice”
“In the Name of the Father”
“Rocky”
“Jaws”
“Carrie”
“Kramer v. Kramer”
“Presumed Innocent”
“Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”
“The Breakfast Club”
“Swingers”
“Boogie Nights”
“Best in Show”
“Crooklyn”
“Platoon”
“The Basketball Diaries”
“Boyz-N-the Hood”
“Dog Day Afternoon,”
“In Bruges”
“The Devil’s Backbone”
“Abre Los Ojos”
“Grave of the Fireflies”
“Irreversible”
“Whale Rider”
“City of God”
“Muriel’s Wedding”
“Waking Ned Devine”
“Rabbit Proof Fence”
“Kiss Kiss Bang Bang”
“Hot Fuzz”
…and the “Star Wars” saga (no prequels)
Honorable Mentions:
“Dangerous Liaisons,” “Home for the Holiday,” “Rory O’Shea
Was Here,” “Heathers,” “The Magdalene Sisters,” “Run, Lola, Run,” “Strictly
Ballroom,” “The Doors,” “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?” and “Priscilla, Queen of
the Desert”
Me: Good lord...what a list of films and loved that you broke them down by genre. Val, you are bucking for guest of the year ain't you?
4.
Describe your
first classic movie experience (where and when…at a cinema, on TV, etc.).
Valarie: It was "Gone With the Wind.” I
remember watching that film at the age of 4-5 at my grandmother's house one
evening while lying on her green couch and thinking, "This is a very long
show."
However, Mr. Gable must have made a huge impression on me, since, one afternoon
very soon thereafter, my family was discussing a picture of a couple in one of
my grandma's photo albums and I said, "That guy looks like Clark Gable.”
(He even had Clark’s signature mustache and side-parted, slicked hair.) They asked me, “How do you know who Clark
Gable is?" "Oh, I know," I said, "I know..." and
I never forgot him…how can one? ;)
Me: GWTW has been a lot of my guests first classic movie experience.
5.
What films upon
first viewing did you not like, then later on when re-watching them, loved
them?
I racked my brain for an answer
to this one and I have come up with nothing.
Usually when I watch a movie, my opinion of it doesn’t change no matter
how many times I view it. Yet, I do
remember that, when I was little, I often laughed at some of the dance
sequences in both “Seven Brides for Seven Brothers” and “West Side Story” (now
two of my absolute FAVORITE musicals) just because it was funny to see mountain
men and tough gang kids pirouetting across the screen. However, as I got older, I came to appreciate
those films and the dynamics of musicals (you can pretty much get away with
anything as long as the script, talent, and music are amazing – and all of that
is present (and then some) in each of those films. In fact, I think that “West Side Story” has
one of the best musical scores of all time.
The music is gripping one moment, funny the next, and then pulling at
your heart strings at another. I also
think it is a testament to Stephen Sondheim’s brilliance and chutzpah (meant in
the most positive of ways) by not listening to all of the naysayers who thought
the music was awful and so radical on the ears that the show would close
opening night. Thank goodness for
artists who follow their hearts…and ears – whatever the case may be.
Me: Awesome answer Val..and I agree with you but I'm still not crazy about West Side Story.
6.
Describe the
perfect way for you to watch a classic film.
Valarie: Either alone or with other classic movie fans who appreciate the film and
know that starting to talk about one's day is not the time when watching a
classic…or any movie for that matter.
Drives me c-r-a-z-y…especially since, 9 times out of 10, they will begin
asking me what is going on and to explain this or that…and, when that occurs,
missing something essential – some key info the writer and/or director wanted
the viewer to know and experience – is often lost.
Me: Oh I know that feeling all too well...
7.
How many
friends, family member or co-workers share your love of classic films?
I grew up with classic films
always on the TV: My dad was a huge movie nut and my mother had great
taste in classic cinema – she turned me on to many wonderful movies and
talented actors.
In Detroit, where I grew up,
every 1:00 p.m. during the week a man by the name of Bill Kennedy would host a
show called, “Bill Kennedy at the
Movies,” that screened classic films whereby I was continually exposed to
that type of cinema. When I was 7 or 8, I would look through the TV Guide
(yes, the one made out of paper) for the upcoming week and see if there were
any good movies being shown on Kennedy's show, and, if so, I'd fake a sickness
to stay home from school...if it was a two part-er (Bill only had about 2 hours
to show a film, including commercials, so, if he was showing, "A Summer
Place" it had to be over a two-day period), then my sickness would be a
bit more "grave." (Let it be known that I don't condone kids faking
sicknesses to stay home and watch classic films, but I must say in my defense
that I did well in grade school, so missing a day or two wasn't going to academically
set me far behind…and my mom knew it too – my “fake” sicknesses, that is!). J
On the flip side, I,
unfortunately, was home from school with a lot of real sicknesses, so I did catch many classic films that way (in
between coughs, colds, and tonsillitis bouts).
In fact, Detroit had quite a few time-slots for screening films of all
genres: “The 4 O’Clock Movie” each weekday, often having theme weeks (like “Elvis Week,” or “Natalie Wood Week);” “Creature
Feature” (where I first saw, “Creature From the Black Lagoon”); “Saturday Afternoon
Shocker” (my first viewing of, “The
Beast With Five Fingers”); both “Sir
Graves Ghastly” and “Count Scary” would
also show a great (or not-so-great) vintage horror flick; and there was also a “1:00 a.m. Movie” (where I got to see
Zeffirelli’s, “Romeo & Juliet”
for the first time, which became one of my top five favorite films).
Me: Awesome!
8.
What is your
favorite time period: the 20's, 30's, 40's, 50's, or 60's?
Valarie: Both the 1920's and 1950s
resonate with me, as well as the early and mid-60s. As for film, there
are great films in each decade that I love, so I would not be able to single
out any era as my favorite cinema-wise.
Me: very true about great films being in each decade
9.
What are some
of your favorite film quotes?
The Godfather II:
“Because it insults my intelligence and it makes me very angry.”
~ Michael Corleone /
Al Pacino
Giant
“I’m
rich, Bick! I’m a rich one. I’m a rich boy. I’m gonna have more money than you ever
THOUGHT you could have. You and the rest
of you stinking ‘sons of Benedicts.’”
~ Jett Rink / James Dean
The Godfather I:
“You can
act like a man!”
~ Vito Corleone / Marlon Brando
All About Eve:
“Fasten
your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy
night.”
~ Margo Channing / Bette Davis
The Great Race:
“Up
and at ‘em…UP AND AT ‘EM?!”
“YOU
rise: YOU shine!”
~ Professor Fate / Jack Lemmon
It Happened One Night:
(Claudette Colbert’s character’s dad says: “I asked you a simple question! Do you
love her?”)
“YES! But don't hold that against me. I'm a little screwy myself.”
~ Peter Warne / Clark Gable
Young Frankenstein:
“Honey, did you see I put another hamper in the bathroom? This one's for your shirts, the other's just
for socks and poo-poo undies.”
~ Elizabeth /
Madeline Kahn
“I was gonna make…espresso.”
~ The Blind Man / Gene Hackman
“SU-PA DU-PA!”
~ The Monster / Peter Boyle
The Princess Bride:
“My name is Inigo Montoya. You
killed my father. Prepare to die.”
~ Inigo Montoya /
Mandy Patinkin
“Have fun stormin’ the castle!”
~ Miracle Max /
Billy Crystal
“Stop
it right now, I mean it! ~ Vizzini / Wallace Shawn (trying to stop Inigo and Fezzik from
rhyming)
“Anybody
want a peanut? ~ Fezzik / Andre the Giant
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
“I stand with Adam.” ~ Gideon Pontipee / Russ Tamblin
“Don’t stand so close.” ~ Adam Pontipee / Howard Keel
Excalibur:
“Anál
nathrach, orth’ bháis’s bethad, do chél dénmha” (“The Charm of Making”)
~ Morgana /
Helen Mirren
Tombstone:
“I’ll
be your huckleberry.”
~ Doc Holiday / Val Kilmer
Rebel Without a Cause:
“You’re
tearing me A-PARTTTTT!”
~ Jim Stark / James Dean
A Night at the Opera:
“How
do you sleep with those big buttons on your pajamas?”
~ Otis B. Driftwood / Groucho
Marx
Moonstruck:
“Someone
tell a joke.”
~ The grandfather / Feodor
Chaliapin, Jr.
Fatso:
“GIMME THOSE KEYS OR I'LL CUT YOUR
THROAT DOWN TO YOUR BALLS!
~ Dominick / Dom
DeLuise
“My baby brother.” ~
Dominick / Dom Deluise
“I’m his baby brother.” ~
Frankie / Ron Carey
(This is a great
scene between the two of them when Dom is relapsing, and without seeing it, the
quotes just don’t do it justice)
Forget Paris:
“You want it, you got it, To-yo-taaaaa” (x1000)
~ Ellen’s dad /
William Hickey
The Nutty Professor:
“Actually, I, uh…”
~ Professor Kelp /
Jerry Lewis
“What’ll it be…hmmm?”
~ Buddy Love / Jerry
Lewis
Auntie Mame / Mame:
"Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death!”
~ Auntie Mame /
Rosalind Russell and Lucille Ball
Carrie:
“They’re all gonna laugh at you…They’re all gonna laugh at you”
~ Carrie’s mom /
Piper Laurie
Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?:
“…but
ya are, Blanche…ya are in that chair.”
~ Baby Jane / Bette Davis
Of Human Bondage
“…and after you kissed me, I always used to wipe my mouth…WIPE MY
MOUTH!”
~ Mildred Rogers / Bette Davis
Scrooge
“You see…If you weigh me by gain, I weigh very little and so I am not
enough…and so I release you with a full heart for the love of him you once
were. You may, for a little while, have
pain, but it will pass, and you will dismiss the recollection of it gladly as
an unprofitable dream from which it happened well that you awoke. Be happy in the life you have chosen.”
~ Isabel Fezziwig / Suzanne Neve
Freaks:
“One of us! One of us! Gooble-gobble, gooble-gobble!"
~ All of the wedding
guests (except two)
Jaws:
♫“Show me the way to go home / I'm tired and I want to go to bed / I had
a little drink about an hour ago / and it went right to my head."♪
~ Quint / Robert
Shaw, Hooper / Richard Dreyfuss, Brody / Roy Scheider
The Hangover:
♫“We're the three best friends / that anyone could have / we're the three
best friends / that anyone could have / we're the three best friends / that
anyone could have / and we'll never ever, ever, ever / leave each other…”♪
~ Alan / Zach
Galifianakis
“In the fa-a-a-ace…in…the…FACE!”
~Officer Franklin /
Rob Riggle
Airplane!:
“There’s a sale at Penney’s!”
~ Johnny / Stephen Stucker
“RAPUNZEL! RAPUNZEL!”
~ Johnny / Stephen
Stucker
Caddyshack:
“Oh, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy…”
~ Judge Smails / Ted
Knight
“Well…We’re WAITING!”
~ Judge Smails / Ted
Knight
“It’s
in the hole…It’s in the HOLE!”
~ Carl / Bill Murray
Dazed and Confused:
“Gotta keep L-I-V-I-N’”
~ David Wooderson /
Matthew McConaughey
This is Spinal Tap:
“These go to 11.”
~ Nigel /
Christopher Guest
Stripes:
“My name's Francis, but my friends call me
Psycho. Any of you call me Francis, and
I'll kill ya…and any of you touch my stuff, and I'll kill ya.”
~ Francis / George Jenesky
The Doors:
“I think I’m having a nervous breakdown.”
~ Jim Morrison / Val
Kilmer
Paper Moon:
“I want my 200.00!”
~ Addie / Tatum
O’Neal
The Breakfast Club:
“Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?”
~ John Bender / Judd Nelson
A Mighty Wind:
“Wha’ happened?”
~ Mike LaFontaine / Fred Willard
Team America:
“Act, actor, ACT!”
~ Spottswoode / Daran Norris
1 What classic films have you yet to see for one reason or
another?
“The Grapes of Wrath” (It is recorded on my DVR though,
but, the next five movies, I have no good excuse for not seeing yet.)
“Gunga Din”
“Ben Hur”
“Lawrence of Arabia”
“A Clockwork Orange”
“The Deer Hunter”
Me: Oh my goodness..you have to see Gunga Din and Ben Hur definitely!
What is your favorite genre?
I don’t have one: Seriously, I am not giving a cop-out
answer. I like all genres equally and I
even like documentaries…and, of, course, MOCKumentaries!
Me: I like all genres too..but I kind of lean toward screwball comedies as my fave!
.
If you threw a
movie theme party, describe how you would do it. The costumes, decorations, food, etc.
I would have everyone just come as their favorite
film character – no limitations – anyone (or thing) from the beginning of
cinema to present day. I would probably
have the, “Phantom of the Opera” (Lon
Chaney version) playing his organ as the guests arrived and would throw in a
little TV nostalgia by having Lurch from, “The
Addams Family” answer the door.
However, “what goes on ‘inside,’ stays ‘inside.’” Don’t worry, Monty: You and your wife are already on the guest
list. J
Me: Thanks for the invite Val! Can't wait for your party!
1 What are some films that are widely loved that you couldn't
care less about?
Before I start getting “death threats:” I do acknowledge that there are those who absolutely LOVE the films I am
about to name below and (if they are even bothering to read what I think J), they have already let out a
resounding GASP at seeing the list with their mouths still agape right about now. Some people probably have even taken offense,
and I wouldn’t be surprised if I got a few “death threats,” since I realize
that is how serious some fans take their movie preferences. When we love a film, we hold it close – like
it’s a part of who we are, and any attack on it feels like an attack on us,
personally. In my opinion, if that is
happening, then the filmmaker has done something right…something to arouse good
(or even bad) feelings about the cinematic work. She or he made you feel…make you think…and
maybe even brought about some type of positive change, even if it is slow at
first. Therefore, what I like or love for that matter in regards
to film is inconsequential. It doesn’t
make it right or wrong, or even absolute:
It is just different from the person standing next to me – and that’s
okay. That is what’s great about the
movies: There is something for everyone,
and, if it isn’t out there, then you can strive to make it yourself. We all have our go-to movies. Mine may not be the same as yours, but it
doesn’t need to be, and any movie that reaches out to everyone in the same
exact way, I find suspect because it most likely was watered-down to appeal to
the masses (for the sole ambition, or at least the main one, to make money). Give me a film that incites something: Love,
hate, anger, laughter – something that gets the wheels turning for
self-introspection, societal observation, or the much-needed comic relief from
the stressors and tragedies of everyday life – anything but boredom or
indifference. If it does the latter,
then what’s the point? Go watch the grass grow instead. It will cost you nothing and probably do you
some good to get some fresh air. Having
said all that, and the fact that I am an avid movie lover myself, “fighting”
for one’s films should be within reason.
There are so many other important issues in our world today to be
fighting for and all too often do not get the attention they deserve to make
the necessary changes that movies cannot achieve.
DISCLAIMER: If you read further,
then prepare to potentially be offended, annoyed, have a huge spike in your
blood pressure, and/or feel the intense need to comment extensively in order to
discount every one of my points.
“Citizen Kane”
While most will find this answer
“blasphemous” in regards to penultimate filmmaking, I have always felt that
this movie was a difficult watch…and I LOVE Orson Welles (I think he was a
radio and cinematic genius.) Aside from
some great acting from Joseph Cotton and others; the film being groundbreaking
as far as innovative camera shots being used, etc.; and a great moral theme
tied in at the very end via a sled, it is lackluster in my opinion. I wish Welles would have waited at least 10
years before making this film – I feel it would have come out much differently
and we would have seen a seasoned Orson at the helm. However, I do understand the rush (since
someone else might have beat him to the punch in creating a William
Hearst-esque movie), as well as his need for complete control of the production
sans any film executives (the goal of most – if not all – directors and
writers). Unfortunately, since he didn’t
have the ammunition of an array of solely Orson-controlled, successful films
under his belt at the time of “Kane”, it was his undoing with the studio
“suits” then becoming too involved in his subsequent projects or barring them
all together. I think it goes without
saying that his masterpiece deserves a longstanding place in AFI’s “Greatest
American Movies of All Time,” but it has well worn out its welcome at no.
1. The movie that I think should take
its place may never make it, since some people cannot see it simply as a
reflection of a particular segment of society, without erroneously attaching the
belief that to exalt the film is also to bolster the lifestyle of those
characters on the screen, as well as in real life. That film is “Godfather II,” but I also believe that “Godfather I” deserves the honor just the same. Both are perfect films in my eyes…except for
Sonny’s hair (it’s too 70s!), but that’s another story altogether). J
“An American in Paris”
Anyone who knows me KNOWS that
Gene Kelly is my guy – my song and dance
man who can do no wrong – except for this film. While the “dancing through the paintings”
concept was a great idea, for me, that’s all it was – “a great idea.” I felt it was too long and left a bad taste
in my mouth – like an overcooked soufflé.
Not to mention, that I can’t sit through Gershwin’s, “I Got Rhythm”
because the kids screaming “I GOT” ruins the song and is too abrupt for Kelly’s
soft singing style. Don’t get me
wrong: The children are cute and the
dancing is GREAT. However, if I listen
to it for too long, I find myself unintentionally hearing “I GOT” in my head
over and over and end up driving myself nuts.
As far as the leads go, I would have liked Kelly and Caron to have more
onscreen discovery with them realizing they are attracted to each other: One minute they are “in hate” and, the very
next, they are in “I-can’t-live-without-you love.” It isn’t believable, even for the low
threshold of “movie believability.” It’s
as if an entire scene where this occurred was deleted and is still on the
cutting room floor somewhere. Of course,
all is forgiven when I watch, “Singin’ in
the Rain,” that, for me, is Gene Kelly at his best!
“Breakfast at Tiffany's”
Not a fan of this film. I get the iconic images of Audrey Hepburn
that came out of this movie –both stunning and beautiful. However, I sympathize with Truman Capote and
believe that Marilyn Monroe should have played the role (and is who that part
was written for by him). In watching
film, there is never a moment that I believe Audrey Hepburn is a call girl – no
matter how many blonde stripes she has in her hair – and she neither exudes the
raw sexuality required for Holly Golightly nor the vulnerability, especially
when looking for “Cat” in the alley. Not
to mention, the “drunk scene” is overacted and not carried through to the
following dialogue, and her southern accent almost makes my ears bleed. OUCH!
Not my ears, but my criticism. I
know…I know…but Audrey Hepburn is STELLAR in “Roman Holiday.” I think that role not only plays on her strengths,
but shows her versatility. No one in
Hollywood could have done that part better than Audrey Hepburn in that film,
which she stole from Gregory Peck (Go Audrey!).
“Birth of a Nation”
Where do I begin? I guess “incredibly racist and sexist” would be
a good start. The depiction of
African-Americans was an abomination, atrocious, and I take considerable
offense to the female slaves being shown as temptresses, an unwarranted title
they were forced into by their owners.
So much is wrong with this film that I am getting agitated as I type
this, so I am going to have to cut it short…just like I didn’t when watching
this movie because I just couldn’t take it anymore. I literally almost left, but realized it was
my own living room and all we (myself and a friend at the time) had to do was
shut it off. We did (thankfully), but
(unfortunately), put in…
“Satyricon”
I understand and
agree with the cinematic brilliance of Federico Fellini, but this movie is him
on a really…bad…day. It’s incredibly
disjointed and is gratuitous is so many ways – just for shock value’s sake –
that it is best viewed as “background” on your TV set while you are throwing a
party. Don’t worry about following the
storyline – believe me, even if you sat down and watched it without distraction,
it would be difficult – and the excessive scenes are sure to strike up some
interesting conversations!
“The Women”
I am not a Norma Shearer fan – or
Joan Crawford, for that matter – by any means, but was willing to give this
movie a fair shot. Unfortunately, I have
a hard time liking a film that plays up all the negative female stereotypes and
then wants me to be happy that a wife went back to cheating husband. Boo! All he did was get sick of “the other
woman.” There was no real transition for
him or believable moment of enlightenment through self-introspection into his
own cheating ways. Having said all that,
the acting by many of the stars was wonderful – even the little girl was a joy
to watch. However, getting back to
being annoyed…
“Gigi”
I also have a
hard time enjoying a film that glorifies courtesans (and, even worse, the
“courtesan-to-be” is expected to follow suit by her own family) and wants me to
be happy that the male lead didn’t actually want the woman to be a glorified
prostitute after all. (Gee, thanks
there, big guy. How nice of you.) By the way, there are those who make the
argument that the song, “Thank Heaven for Little Girls” (sung by Maurice
Chevalier as Honoré Lachaille to give him more screen time) is an innocent medley, and there are visual
aspects of him singing it on-camera that bolster than stance. However, it is just too double-entendre to
not think it is also alluding to “little girls” growing up into sexual
playthings for men, especially with prostitution as the underlying theme of the
film. As Chevalier’s character says, “…but
in Paris, those who will not marry
are usually men, and those who do not
marry are usually women,” meaning, the choice lies solely with the man. During one of his sung lines about Gigi’s eyes, ♫“they will flash and send you crashing through the ceiling,”♪ he
makes a hand gesture that traditionally and multi-culturally means, “too hot to
handle,” essentially, but of a sexual nature.
The song is meant to mean both, so people can argue over it – with one
side wanting to see only what it wants it to mean and, the other, just the
opposite. It’s smart on the studio’s
part and Mae West was brilliant at it.
She got mostly everything she wanted into her films because she was the
Queen of the Double Entendre, and could argue with the censors and Hayes Code
people that her self-written, sexually-charged lines always had non-sexually
infused meanings instead. However, there
is no way Chevalier is making the too hot
to handle hand gesture about “little girls” in an innocent manner. I am not arguing pedophilia. I am saying it’s directly associated to those
little girls growing up into adult women for the disposable of men – men like
just like Honoré Lachaille, who are happy they are ♫“getting bigger every day.”♪
“Harold and Maude”
I know people who absolutely LOVE
this film: I just don’t connect with
it. That’s all.
“Bonnie and Clyde”
I don’t like it when movies
transform a period piece into the stylings of the current era the movie was
shot in. This film makes Bonnie and
Clyde look they stepped right out of the ‘60s, except for their clothing, plus,
it is said the real Bonnie Parker was a red-head – not blond like Faye
Dunaway. I also have a problem with the
film taking liberties with Clyde and making him impotent, which supposedly was
not case. Unfortunately, many believe
everything that happens in movies as it is presented on the screen to them
without trying to find out the facts.
However, the performances by Michael J. Pollard, Gene Hackman, and the
brief one by Gene wilder were all EXCELLENT!
“42nd Street”
My only criticism is BeBe
Daniels, but she was enough to ruin the film for me. Her acting reminded me of a palm tree with
tap shoes on – she was very malleable, swaying this way, that way, or the
other. I thought the roll called for a
little more of a go-getter (in the acting style) and that needed to be apparent
on-screen.
“Love Story”
Too cheesy (and I’m not taking
the mac-n-cheese kind)! “Love ‘DOES’ mean
having to say you’re sorry”…it should be the first thing that rolls off your
lips, if you are in the wrong. It also
annoyed me that she didn’t even look sick when she was in the hospital bed
dying and even minutes before she was dead. It’s
Hollywood trying to “keep pretty” right up until the very end.
“Nashville”
I have no criticisms of this
film. It’s just a preference thing and
I don’t like it. Just not my taste, but
I know people who have it in their most favorite films list.
“The Way We Were”
I like Barbra Streisdand and
Robert Redford, but this film is annoying! Katie and Hubbel => Cop-outs (both of them)! If you are soul mates, then fight for the
relationship! (Oh, and I could care less
about her brushing his hair off his forehead, no matter
how many iconic stills of that scene are shown.)
“Titanic”
Let me preface this by saying, I
had been following the actual search for the Titanic as shown on various TV
specials when I was younger. I remember
being very excited when they did find it, but then, as the camera panned over
the ocean floor, and I saw that boot and the face from a doll, I quickly fell
grief-stricken. Lives were lost and that
doll face, so closely resembling a child’s, really brought it home. It’s not that I ever forgot this tragic event
resulted in a huge loss of human life, it’s just that the “found” articles
where once worn, or once held, by those who suffered that incredibly
unfortunate fate. When that real film
footage was incorporated into the opening credits of the movie, I have to admit
I had to hold back some tears. However,
that was the only time I did so during this movie.
I don’t like that Rose, the smart
woman ahead of her time, got “stupid” when she fell into the water, believing
that Jack would still be alive after only trying ONCE for both of them to get
onto the “make-shift raft.” Show the
audience you are willing to fight for life for the both of you…for love!..for
survival! For me, Rose and Jack had no
sexual chemistry. (James Cameron’s, “The Abyss,” is one of a few perfect
cinematic examples of a couple – who I believe
to really be in love in the film – has to watch the other die. The film’s content may not be the most
realistic – with water aliens – but that scene and their love story truly is.) Additionally, it didn’t help that I knew
Jack was literally “dead in the water” 20 minutes into the film, when Rose’s
granddaughter had no clue who the heck
Jack Dawson was to her grandmother. It
bothers me that the Strauss couple, the true love story of the ship (since she
wouldn’t leave his side as the boat went down) were given such little
attention, so as to not take away from the Rose and Jack relationship. When Rose died, I could already see Jack’s
leg at the top of the spiral staircase waiting for her. I would have liked it to be a bit more
inconspicuous. This is a big one
here: The fact that Molly Brown, who
ended up saving the women in her life boat from freezing by fighting with the
sailors to allow them to row for a while to generate body heat, was made to
look a fool and told to shut “her pie hole.”
Shameful!
On a positive note, the movie is
visually stunning. I love the attention
to prop detail and scenery, and the special effects were out of this
world! Oh, and Billy Zane should have
gotten an Oscar nomination for his role.
You just loved the hate Cal Hockley.
However, just because “Titanic”
is not on my Top Movie List, it does have a scene that would make it to my
“Best Film Scenes of All Time” category.
When the ship has just been hit and water starts spewing into the boiler
rooms, the combination of the music and action on the screen is STUPENDOUS –
and that is not an overstatement. It was
directed, written, acted, scored, and edited so brilliantly, and incites so
much vigor, that I literally want to get out of my seat and run around the
block a couple of times…and then want to jump inside the screen to help
everyone below get above the water. If
only…
WOW! After that, I
won’t have to do that full-body cleanse after all. J
Me: Some notable films there Valarie but I agree with you on Citizen Kane, An American in Paris, Breakfast at Tiffany's (ugh!), Gigi, Birth of A Nation. But I know there are some fans of these films..so they may voice their opinions as well.
Who’s the biggest film
fanatic that you know? Besides yourself,
of course.
Aside from my father (when I was growing up), my
friend, Jono – who heads up a classic film lovers group – is my answer.
Not only is he a film fanatic, but he has worked in the industry during certain
times in his life and has some amazing back-stories. He's a walking and
breathing classic cinema history book…and a really great guy to boot.
And finally who are some of your favorite film characters?
Annie
Sullivan – “The Miracle Worker”
~ Anne Bancroft
Michael
Corleone – “The Godfather I & II”
~ Al Pacino
Jett
Rink (minus the
racist attributes) – “Giant”
~ James Dean
Peter
Warne – “It Happened One Night”
~ Clark Gable
Rhett
Butler – “Gone With the Wind”
~Clark Gable
Professor
Fate / Crown Prince Frederic Hapnick – “The Great Race”
~ Jack Lemmon
Pseudolus – “A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum”
~ Zero Mostel
Stephen (The Crazy Irishman) – “Braveheart”
~ David O’Hara
Margo
Channing – “All About Eve”
~ Bette Davis
Mercutio – “Romeo & Juliet” (Franco Zeffirelli’s version AND Baz Luhrman’s
as well)
~ John McEnery
AND Harold Perrineau
Bernardo – “West Side Story”
~ George Chakiris
Anita – “West Side Story”
~ Rita Moreno
Gideon
Pontipee – “Seven Brides for Seven Brothers”
~ Russ Tamblyn
Virgil
Tibbs – “In the Heat of the Night”
~ Sidney Poitier
Mark
Thackeray
(“Sir”) – “To Sir, With Love”
~ Sidney Poitier
Daniel
– “My Sister’s Wedding”
~ Giovanni Ribisi
Buddy Love / Professor Kelp – “The Nutty
Professor”
~ Jerry
Lewis
Sylvester – “It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World”
~ Dick Shawn
Johnny – “Airplane!”
~ Stephen Stucker
David Wooderson – “Dazed and Confused”
~ Matthew
McConaughey
…and last, but
definitely, not least,
“The
Tramp” – All of Chaplin’s films and shorts
~ Charlie Chaplin (whose comic stylings have endured
the test of time)
Thanks,
Monty! This was fun…you really made me
think about my film-loving experience.
Me: Oh no..thank you Valarie for being my guest and with all these amazing answers. You are quite the movie fan for sure.
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